Q:Cute boy is online, and all I've wanted to do for three days is talk to him. But no such luck. :< How does one look fabulous and destroy cute boys from thousands of miles away when they don't even pay attention to my awesomeness?
Post all the pictures. Get someone to reply to all of them with how fantastic you look. Accept all compliments freely. This will either make them jelous or your self esteem will go up and yoi wont care what they think.
Q:Need more fabulous clothes for men destroying.
I suggest the halloween section of local second hand stores. I know that the eugene area st vinnies have an amazing selecrion of cloths they deemed “too weird to sell normally” out for costumes at amazingly cheap prices. More ideas will be postedas i come up with them
another thing. the other day someone asked me what i would do if someone on the street stopped me and told me i look hot. he gave me a really specific example.
i laughed, because honestly when i dress nice and go out i get this all the time. maybe not the exact words or the exact man he described but equal ones. so i told him what i always do
Q:You always have such good boy advice. Any destroying ideas for the cute boy?
being happy without hem destroys most people. also dress up nice for not them. look fabulous all the time.
Q:Cute boy lives too far away. Cute boy won't talk to me. Cute boy smokes (ugh). But I am such a magpie that I can't get over his stupid face.
Destroy this boy
Q:6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? 21) Who is your celebrity crush? 61) Are you wearing socks right now?77) How can I win your heart?82) What is your favorite word?
6) i cant sleep naked, it wierds me out. i used to pass out in full cloths. less so now that i dont have to worry about my roomies being strange old men. now will has to deal with me stealing his shirts.
21) alexander the great
61) nope. socks off when i got home because the floor at work is wet and it makes my pants wet and that makes my socks wet and NO
77) cook for me. take me to cool places (like omsi). let me touch you, in a platonic way, all over.
82) i dont think i have one
Q:Let me tell you, chatty cats are the worst. One of mine will meow at 6 in the morning until you get up to pet him, and he'll keep meowing for food and will only eat while you're scratching his butt. And he walks down the hall at night meowing loudly
this honestly sounds wonderful. i miss having cats in my house. it was so hard going from 6 to none litterally overnight when i moved up from eugene.
i love cats
but you know what kind of cats are my favorite?
the chatty kind.
i love cats that talk a lot.
Q:2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? 17) What was the last lie you told? 23) How do you vent your anger? 24) Do you have a collection of anything? 36) Define Art. 98) Ever been on a plane?
2) hidey. ive always felt like we would get along if i was brave enough to hold a conversation with her. we keep just missing each other and fell back out of touch. maybe i am wrong even and we wouldnt get along but at least id know
14) i like climbing trees.
17) “i dont know” in response to a co-worker asking if my temp roomie broke up with her boyfriend. dont ask me about her personal life, its not my place to say.
23) i dont!
24) pokemon cards. thats the main one now. i used to collect ceramic fairys. oh, and i always save my con badges.
36) do i have to? like, i am not an artist, contrary to most peoples beliefs (nor do i care to be one. thats its own conversation. dont get me into that, its a rant). art is a strange unattainable idea to me, like music and talking to strangers.
98) yeah, to NZ and back and to idaho and back. i love planes, i hate airports.
yesterday i had the craziest moment
where i was talking to a group of people at the card shop and the high school kid who is my friend now got asked if he ‘swung that way’ and he replied he was bi
and on the one hand its cool that he can be so open and sue of that
and on the other i am sitting here like “man, i didnt have any idea what my sexuality was until i was like, 19 and graduated and its still not solid its more like the timeline of homestuck, what makes you so special that you get to know yours so easy”